"Why did the Ginger CawCaw? Flock around and find out." — Fay Huckle
"Say yes to baby goats always." — Fay Huckle
"We call that elephant math." — Fay Huckle
"My inheritance — no money, just trauma." — Fay Huckle
"Family is whoever loves you on purpose." — Fay Huckle
"You can drive farther with the gas light on
if you play all your favorite songs at top volume
than you'll ever drive with a full tank
and the radio down low"
— FAY HUCKLE ····· NEXT EXIT ∞ MI
YIELD
TO ALL
MY
MUCHNESS
— F.H.
Muchnessâ„¢
volumizing · restorative · too much
Directions:
Apply generously. Do not dilute. Do not dim. Do not shrink. Lather in all of your loudness, your too-muchness, your chaos. Rinse only if absolutely necessary.
Active Ingredients:
Aqua, Ginger Extract, Audacity, Concentrated Stubbornness, Distilled Trauma (purified), Spite (cold-pressed), Freckle Pigment, CawCaw Fragrance, SPF 100, FD&C Red No. Fay
"Although she's ginger and pale, she is far from frail." — Fay Huckle
Fay's
"She's a Goddamn Beautiful Disaster" — Family Size
Cooking Instructions
- Preheat life to 450°. Do not wait for it to be ready.
- Remove all protective packaging. You can't grow inside the box they put you in.
- Place directly on the rack. No safety net.
- Bake 18–40 years or until golden, scarred, and unreasonably resilient.
- Serve immediately. Serve loud. Serve too much.
⚠"My demons won't be my children's." — Fay Huckle, "Every Moment, a Which Way Book"
FAYBIRDâ„¢ PRO
Model: CawCaw-3000 · Quick Start Guide
1
Unbox unit. Note: unit may arrive "looking like I've been attacked by a flock of birds." — Fay Huckle, "Memorial Brick Letter"
2
Connect to power. "You can drive farther with the gas light on, if you play all your favorite songs at top volume." — Fay Huckle
3
Calibrate volume. Unit does not have a "quiet" setting. Warranty void if dimmed.
4
Load paper. "My demons won't be my children's. The cycle stops here." — Fay Huckle, "Every Moment, a Which Way Book"
5
Print test page. "Every moment is a Which Way book. Turn to page 14 or turn to page 32. You don't get to see both endings." — Fay Huckle
Manufacturer not responsible for CawCaw noises, excessive feelings, or the Ginger Effect. Made with 100% Muchness. Patent Pending.
"My gas light needs a gas light"
— Fay Huckle, "She's a Goddamn Beautiful Disaster"
☕ Fay's · Est. 3:33am ☕
âš CAUTION: CONTENTS TOO MUCH âš
"She will always be too much for some. With the exception of the Sun." — Fay Huckle, "She's a Goddamn Beautiful Disaster"
WARNING: Do not attempt to cool down, dilute, or ask this coffee to calm down. It was not made to be lukewarm.
You knew it was hot when you picked it up. You stayed anyway. That's on you, Chad.
Brewed at 3:33am · Not responsible for the Ginger Effect · ™ & © Muchness Beverage Corp., DeKalb Junction, NY
DeKalb Junction Department of Muchness
Traffic Citation
Name: Huckle, Fay I. ("Ginger the Red")
Vehicle: Gas light on since Tuesday
Location: Rest stop, somewhere between here and Albany
Violation #1 — Chronic Lateness:
"I might run late for every school event and I might be last car in the drop-off late in the morning every morning rolling in looking like I've been attacked by a flock of birds." — Fay Huckle, "Memorial Brick Letter"
Violation #2 — Public Heroism:
"I pulled out my breast and began caressing, pinching rubbing in my nip. I'm getting into it I'm fully committed to the roll." — Fay Huckle
FINE: $0.00 — "That sort of love is so rare." — Fay Huckle · CASE DISMISSED WITH HONORS
The Alabaster Burn Arena · DeKalb Junction, NY
Faybird
The "Too Much" Tour — 2026
Date: May 31Doors: 3:33amSeat: Standing Ovation
"If I were a star they'd call me the Sun." — Fay Huckle
Cat Toys Amphitheatre · Somewhere in America
CawCaw
The Reckoning World Tour
Date: End of DaysDoors: Masks OffSeat: Right Side of History
"We are the most efficient predators on the planet when we're not distracted. But give an apex predator a laser pointer, and all that lethal instinct gets wasted chasing a dot it will never catch." — Fay Huckle, "Cat Toys"
100% OFF
Being Lukewarm
"Authenticity never meant sameness, or likeness, nor does it require approvals or acceptance." — Fay Huckle, "She's a Goddamn Beautiful Disaster"
EXPIRES: Never · Cannot be combined with shrinking
|||| ||| || CAWCAW-3033 || ||| ||||
FREE
5 More Minutes
"What I would do for just 5 more minutes." — Fay Huckle, "5 More Minutes" (for Phileena Mae McAtee)
REDEEMABLE: In memory only · Handle with grief and grace
|||| ||| || PHIL-0409-1109 || ||| ||||
Admit One · Retain This Stub
"That woman will drop a man down a well for you and your sock laundry in the same day." — Fay Huckle, "For Nicholas Alexander LeClair on His 30th Birthday"
SEC: Ride or Die · ROW: Always · SEAT: Fayvorite
MUCHNESS MART
DeKalb Junction, NY · Open 3:33am–Never
AUDACITY (bulk)$0.00
STUBBORNNESS (cold-pressed)$0.00
SPITE (organic)$0.00
BABY GOATS (1x yes always)$∞
MASCARA (smeared)$4.99
FLIP FLOPS or RUBBER BOOTS$7.99
CHRISTMAS PJ TANK TOP$3.33
SWEATPANTS (daily uniform)$9.99
TRAUMA (inherited)$0.00
TOTAL MUCHNESS:TOO MUCH
FAY'S FUEL
Pump #CawCaw · Unleaded Muchness
GALLONS:0.00
PRICE/GAL:N/A
GAS LIGHT:ON (since Tues)
TOTAL:$0.00
THIS TAG NOT TO BE REMOVED
UNDER PENALTY OF LAW
REG. NO. CAWCAW-3033
CONTENTS:
100% Muchness (all natural)
Audacity (cold-pressed)
Stubbornness (concentrated)
Spite (organic, free-range)
Trauma (inherited, purified)
Ginger Extract
"Something about her made it impossible to blend. So she stopped spending all her energies trying." — Fay Huckle, "She's a Goddamn Beautiful Disaster"
MADE IN DEKALB JUNCTION, NY
ALL MATERIALS NEW · EXCEPT THE TRAUMA
Faybirdâ„¢
∞
🧨 🔊 ðŸ¦
CARE: Machine wash with tears shed at 3:33am. Hang dry in the moonlight.
FABRIC: "Part Honey Badger, Part Mantis Shrimp, ALL My Muchness." — Fay Huckle
Est. 3:33am · Warranty void if dimmed
Muchness Dairy · 2% Attitude · Vitamin F
HAVE YOU SEEN?
[ photo: woman attacked by a flock of birds ]
Name: Fay Irene Huckle ("Ginger the Red")
Last Seen: 3:33am, writing at the kitchen table
Wearing: Sweatpants, Christmas PJ tank top, flip-flops
If Found: Do not attempt to calm down. Do not dim.
⛱ Muchness Municipal Pool · Rules & Regulations ⛱
🚫ðŸƒ
NO RUNNING — from your feelings. "I've denied entry to the emotion. I've acknowledged I am not willing to face the situation, knowing that emotionally some part of me cannot afford to break today." — Fay Huckle
🚫🤿
NO DIVING — into other people's opinions of you. "Authenticity never meant sameness, or likeness, nor does it require approvals or acceptance." — Fay Huckle
🚫ðŸŠ
NO SWIMMING — in self-pity for more than 15 minutes. Then you get up, CawCaw, and keep going. "FAYBIRDS gotta fly." — Fay Huckle
🚫ðŸ§
NO LINGERING — in versions of yourself that don't fit anymore. "Letting go doesn't mean you didn't love it. It means you loved yourself enough to make room for what comes next." — Fay Huckle
âš ï¸
LIFEGUARD ON DUTY: Fay Huckle · QUALIFICATIONS: "Life. Tragedies, plural." — Fay Huckle, "Cat Toys"
New York
CAWCAW
THE EMPIRE STATE
26
New York
2MUCH4U
THE EMPIRE STATE
26
New York
FAYBIRD
THE EMPIRE STATE
26
State of Muchness
Driver License · Class: Goddamn Beautiful
HUCKLE, FAY IRENE
DOB: Day the CawCaw was born
EYES: "I have my father's eyes. As does my daughter." — Fay Huckle
HAIR: Ginger — "strands of orange and blonde and gold running through my locks" — Fay Huckle
HT: Too Much
ADDR: DeKalb Junction, NY
DONOR: Yes — "That sort of love is so rare." — Fay Huckle
"I am a flawed, loud, messy, sweatpants-wearing, perpetually-late, trying-her-best kind of mother." — Fay Huckle, "Every Moment, a Which Way Book"
Muchness Clubâ„¢
✦ PLATINUM DISASTER ✦
FAY IRENE HUCKLE
MEMBER #CAWCAW-3033
PERKS: Unlimited Muchness · Free CawCaws · Late arrival guaranteed and forgiven
"You will forever be my Fayvorite." — Fay Huckle
Muchness Public Library
📚
Huckle, Fay Irene
"Be lifelong learners. Not just in school — in everything. Learn how people work. Learn how you work. Learn the name of the tree in your backyard and the woman at the register and the dog that walks by every morning. The world gets bigger the more you pay attention." — Fay Huckle, "Every Moment, a Which Way Book"
FINES: Waived permanently · "Remember the past but don't live there. Visit it like a museum." — Fay Huckle
ðŸ•
âš LEASH LAW IN EFFECT âš
ALL DOGS MUST BE LEASHED · MUZZLES REQUIRED PER MUNICIPAL CODE
"I always told her don't put the muzzle on the dog when she took her out in the mornings. She was always afraid that she would bite someone. And I told her that if someone is in your backyard that early in the morning they should be bit." — Fay Huckle, "The Dog You Muzzled to Keep the Neighbors Safe"
THE DOG YOU MUZZLED TO KEEP THE NEIGHBORS SAFE
A Memoir-in-Essays by Fay Huckle
ðŸ•
NOTICE: DOGS OFF-LEASH
"And the dog — who was muzzled — was jumping on him trying to bite him." — Fay Huckle
Some dogs were muzzled not because they were dangerous, but because someone was afraid of what they'd protect.
"The neighbor had seconds to make an impossible choice. The grandmother had decades to make the right choice — and chose to 'never know.'" — Fay Huckle
VIOLATORS WILL BE REMINDED: "Who had the power to prevent this?" — Fay Huckle
Muchness Academy
Fall Semester · Year of the CawCaw · DeKalb Junction, NY
Student: Huckle, Fay Irene
| Subject | Grade | Teacher Comments |
|---|
| Being On Time | F | "She's 45 minutes late, said 'I'm 20 minutes late,' runs 25 minutes later for being late." — Fay Huckle |
| Loyalty | A+ | "That woman will drop a man down a well for you and your sock laundry in the same day." — Fay Huckle |
| Volume Control | F | "Important disclosure: I make bird noises. Well, I do if you consider CawCaw a bird noise." — Fay Huckle |
| Mothering | A+ | "My kids look good, and they are safe." — Fay Huckle, "Memorial Brick Letter" |
| Blending In | F | "Something about her made it impossible to blend. So she stopped spending all her energies trying." — Fay Huckle |
| Surviving | A+ | "I have emerged from them like a storm or a cocoon. A slightly different version of a former self, but emerged still alive, if even for just one more day." — Fay Huckle |
"'She' is a Talk-too-Mucher, a Laugh-too-Louder, a Feel-all-there-is-Felter, and an Interrupter." — Fay Huckle. Recommend more Muchness.
TOO MUCH
Goddamn Beautiful Disasters, Inc.
Annual Performance Review · FY 2026
Employee: Fay Irene Huckle
Title: Chief CawCaw Officer
Department: Wreckage & Living
Review Period: 40 Years of Muchness
Core Competencies
Resilience: EXCEEDS — "Within me lives Pride. Not for the disasters themselves, but pride in strength." — Fay Huckle
Punctuality: NEEDS IMPROVEMENT — See report card.
Advocacy: EXCEEDS — "If someone is in your backyard that early in the morning they should be bit." — Fay Huckle
Overall Rating: GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL
— Fay Huckle, CEO of Herself
Rapid Diagnostic Test
MuchnessCheckâ„¢
⊕ POSITIVE
Patient tested POSITIVE for Goddamn Beautiful Disaster. Symptoms: CawCaw noises, writing at 3:33am, excessive love for baby goats, inability to be on time.
"Something about her made it impossible to blend." — Fay Huckle. No cure. Prognosis: Fabulous.
Rapid Diagnostic Test
AuthenticityScreenâ„¢
⊖ NEGATIVE
Patient tested NEGATIVE for: Pretending, Blending In, Being Lukewarm, Dimming, Shrinking, and Silence.
"I was not the result of disaster — I was the disaster." — Fay Huckle
Clean bill of Muchness. Carry on.
🌲
Park Hours
PARK IS CLOSED
BETWEEN DAWN AND DUSK
"She finds her life in places and hours when the world slumbers." — Fay Huckle, "She's a Goddamn Beautiful Disaster"
Open 3:33am–Dawn and Dusk–∞
"With all my muchness, I am here. For all my wrongs, I'll just write." ✨
— Fay Huckle
â„ž
MUCHNESS PHARMACY
DeKalb Junction, NY · Open 3:33am–Never
HUCKLE, FAY IRENE
Authenticium 100mg (Goddamn Beautiful Disaster)
Take daily. Do not mix with people who think "too much" is a diagnosis. Side effects may include: CawCaw noises, fierce loyalty, writing at 3:33am, excessive love for baby goats, and inability to be on time. (See: "I like to think I changed the course of two people's lives that day." — Fay Huckle)
REFILLS: ∞ — "You will forever be my Fayvorite." — Fay Huckle, "For Nicholas Alexander LeClair on His 30th Birthday"
⚠"She will always be too much for some. With the exception of the Sun." — Fay Huckle
Wish you were here. Actually, I wish I was anywhere but here. But if you were here, it'd be better. You'd make some dumb joke and I'd laugh too hard and forget everything was on fire.
What I would do for just 5 more minutes.
— Fay
(writing this at 3:33am, obviously)
Place
stamp
here
DeKalb Jct
NY
3:33am
To:
The Girl with the Hair
Wherever You Are Now
Changing Worlds
"To the Girl with the Hair / You Changed Worlds / You are missed. / Love, Fay" — Fay Huckle, "5 More Minutes"
Fay Irene Huckle
DeKalb Junction, NY
"Written at 3:33am"
ðŸ¦
To Whom It May Concern:
"I didn't mean to be sad or dramatic.
But I hope maybe you laughed a bit.
I thought that flock of birds line
was pretty good."
— Fay Huckle, "Memorial Brick Letter"
Muchness Academy
Class of CawCaw · DeKalb Junction, NY
[ photo unavailable:
attacked by flock
of birds ]
Fay Irene Huckle
Most Likely To: arrive 45 minutes late and insist she's 20 minutes late
Best Known For: CawCaw noises, fierce loyalty, writing at 3:33am
Pet Peeve: people who think "too much" is a personality flaw
Future Plans: break the cycle, raise good humans, drive with the gas light on
"I can't go back to yesterday, because I was a different person then." — Fay Huckle, "She's a Goddamn Beautiful Disaster"
FOR SALE
One (1) bag of dicks.
Lightly used. Emotional baggage included at no extra charge.
"In this life we all have our own bag of dicks."
— Fay Huckle, "She's a Goddamn Beautiful Disaster"
CALL: 1-800-CAWCAW
Goddamn Beautiful Realty · DeKalb Junction, NY
FOR RENT
SPACE IN MY CIRCLE OF ENERGY
"Family isn't always blood. Sometimes family is the person who shows up at your door with a Christmas tree you didn't ask for and stockings they nailed to your fireplace with a high heel because you didn't own a hammer."
— Fay Huckle, "Every Moment, a Which Way Book"
INQUIRE: 3:33AM ONLY
Muchness Properties LLC · "Family is whoever loves you on purpose." — Fay Huckle
Muchness Home Video
She's a Goddamn Beautiful Disaster: The Director's Cut
Starring: Fay Irene Huckle · Rated: TOO MUCH · Runtime: 40 yrs & counting
SPâš BE KIND REWIND
"Remember the past but don't live there. Visit it like a museum." — Fay Huckle© 3:33am
The Muchness Mixtape
Vol. CawCaw · Made with Spite & Love
Side A: The Break
1. The Dog You Muzzled
2. Written at 3:33am
3. Flock of Birds (Intro)
Side B: Muchness
4. CawCaw (feat. Baby Goats)
5. Gas Light On, Volume Up
6. Five More Minutes (for Phileena)
Dolby NR · Type II🥇 100/100
GingerCawCaw33 - Away Message
~ Away Message ~
"I cannot think of that right now."
— Fay Huckle, "She's a Goddamn Beautiful Disaster"
brb. FAYBIRDS gotta fly. ðŸ¦
prob writing something at 3:33am.
or crying on the bathroom floor.
either way i'll call u back.
Date Due
MAY 31 01
NOV 09 19
JAN 01 25
OVERDUE
FEB 18 26
OVERDUE
3:33 AM
OVERDUE
"Better late than never. Yeah, it's still late. Oh well, they'll get over it. At least you showed up." — Fay Huckle, "5 More Minutes"
🔥
SCRATCH
& SNIFF
Smells like: Audacity
ðŸ¦
SCRATCH
& SNIFF
Smells like: Muchness
This letter was started by a woman in DeKalb Junction, NY who was too much for everyone she ever met. She sent it to 5 friends. Within 3 days, all 5 friends realized they were also too much. They embraced their muchness and sent it to 5 MORE friends.
One woman in Ohio broke the chain. She tried to be lukewarm. She dimmed herself. She has never recovered.
FORWARD THIS TO 5 PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO MUCH.
If you break this chain, you will wake up tomorrow
looking like you've been attacked by a flock of birds.
"FAYBIRDS gotta fly." — Fay Huckle
M A S H
You will live in:
Mansion · APARTMENT · Shack · House
Married to:
Chad from next door · NOBODY (by choice)
Job:
CHIEF CAWCAW OFFICER · Normal person
Car:
GAS LIGHT ALWAYS ON · Full tank
# of kids:
2 HUCKLE BABIES
"Do all the things you've ever wanted to do now. And you will have the rest of your days to look back on the memories." — Fay Huckle
MEMBER: Huckle, Fay Irene
MEMBER SINCE: Year of the CawCaw
LATE FEES: $∞ (always late, never sorry)
LAST RENTAL: "She's a Goddamn Beautiful Disaster: Director's Cut"
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"Alright, better late than never. Yeah, it's still late. Oh well, they'll get over it. At least you showed up." — Fay Huckle, "5 More Minutes"
[ a woman, a dog, a backyard,
a morning that changed everything ]
106 Park St. · May 31, 2001
"No one ever came for me." — Fay Huckle
[ two girls laughing so hard
they forgot everything was on fire ]
The Girl with the Hair 💛
"What I would do for just 5 more minutes."
[ sweatpants, flip-flops,
mascara smeared,
kids look good ]
3:33am ðŸ¦
CawCaw
U.S. Postage
ðŸ¦
∞¢
Faybird
CawCaw Forever
DeKalb Junction, NY
U.S. Postage
☀ï¸
3:33
"Too Much"
Commemorative
Est. 3:33am
CAUTION
LOW FLYING
"FAYBIRDS"
— Fay Huckle